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Author's note- I don't normally put disclaimers, but this one is a bit offensive in ways, because it deals with the touchy subject of the U.S.'s views of England during the time of American independence. The narrator's views are the stereotypical views, and not meant to create offense. This is also not what I believe either. Enjoy the narrator's twisted history lesson.
Narrator's Note- You can't censor me you **insert line of swearing** I'll be as offensive as I want to be!
So, I've decided to write my first holiday selection of Ask The Narrat
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The Narrator's Life A Day In The Life of the NarratorThe Narrator's Life
Well, I've decided to take a short break from my column because my idiotic creator lost part of the video game one I already started. Besides, what's better to do on this sunny evening than to talk about one of the most exciting topics in the world- Me!
So, I bet all of you are wondering- what do I do on a daily basis? What makes me tick? What do I do when I'm not throwing tic-tacs at my creator's brain from the inside because she's scheming some new idea for me, and her other roleplay characters? Trust me... they've got it worse than me.
For those of you thinking
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Ask The Narrator 8- Ocs((Ooc- This is not a hit at anyone's original characters directly. These are the stereotypicalAsk The Narrator 8- Ocs
things that go hand in hand with a poorly designed original character. These are general and not at anyone in particular.))
Ask The Narrator: Original Characters
Well, I was attempting to take a nice break, when the evil girl who pulls my strings decided to wake me and tie me down until I did another one of these columns. Damn, sometimes I think she really has no life aside from bothering me.... All right, all right, I'll be good.... I promise.... Well, anyways, she decided to ask me to give
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Ask The Narrator 7- Gas PricesSo, we've come to another edition of ask me stupid questions and be too lazy to pay meAsk The Narrator 7- Gas Prices
for my time. You know, I might be a bum, but I've got my own life too. Doesn't anyone ever care about my needs?! Or is it all about the questions, and the humor? Or will it be funnier after I've jumped off a bridge with a cinder block. I mean.... you people never think about me. I mean, maybe I don't want to answer questions, maybe I want to do something better with my life. I know I can't be that astronaut, but I can still have high aspiration. Who gives a damn about my E grades? I'll tell you, I'll be something. Even i
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