Ask The Narrator 7- Gas Prices

So, we've come to another edition of ask me stupid questions and be too lazy to pay me
for my time. You know, I might be a bum, but I've got my own life too. Doesn't anyone ever
care about my needs?! Or is it all about the questions, and the humor? Or will it be funnier
after I've jumped off a bridge with a cinder block. I mean.... you people never think about me.
I mean, maybe I don't want to answer questions, maybe I want to do something better with
my life. I know I can't be that astronaut, but I can still have high aspiration. Who gives a damn
about my E grades? I'll tell you, I'll be something. Even if I have to be one of those SOBs
who calls you every night right as you're eating dinner or in the middle of something important,
at least I'll have a routine where I'm dead set on what I'm doing. And at least I'll be making
money for pissing people off!

**grumbles** Oh well, guess for now, I'm stuck answering these damn questions.

So, the rising gas prices huh? I haven't heard anything about the rising price of feet, so why
don't people stop complaining and just hoof it? I don't care if you have to walk 20 miles to get
to work, just stop hogging all my damn gas! And don't complain that your "feet hurt"; if they
aren't falling off yet, they can't hurt that much. Come to me and whine when you have no
feet, and maybe I'll share some of my gas with you.

As for these people who are trying to "save the environment" and "create a new form of
fuel", they're all nuts. Let everyone else have their fuels that only let their cars run for about
ten minutes before they have to plug in it with a two mile extension cord; I'll stick to my gas
thank you very much. I mean, some of these ideas are ridiculous. I mean, even I could come
up with some crazy way to run a car. Why don't we just go back to the way of the Flinestones?
They didn't whine about high gas prices, they used their feet to get where ever they went.
They also had dinosaurs as appliances, and ate eggs bigger than me, but that's besides the
point.

Seriously, it's a lost cause people. Either stop complaining, or start hoofing.